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Re: OUTAGE REPORTS
« Reply #30 on: February 01, 2018, 10:51:08 AM »
Just upgraded to 2.0.15. Outage lasted for 0.0000000000000000000001 seconds, bet you didn't even notice it.
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Re: OUTAGE REPORTS
« Reply #31 on: February 02, 2018, 06:38:28 AM »
Just upgraded to 2.0.15. Outage lasted for 0.0000000000000000000001 seconds, bet you didn't even notice it.

you are not meeting the 0.99999999999999999999999 up time requirement.
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Re: OUTAGE REPORTS
« Reply #32 on: February 02, 2018, 09:57:01 AM »
Just upgraded to 2.0.15. Outage lasted for 0.0000000000000000000001 seconds, bet you didn't even notice it.

you are not meeting the 0.99999999999999999999999 up time requirement.

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Re: OUTAGE REPORTS
« Reply #33 on: March 07, 2018, 12:35:41 PM »
Upgrading hosting to a virtual private server, since I was starting to max resources available on current hosting plan. Moves will take place behind the scenes during the day today, and should not be noticeable.

Basically, 118 times in the last month, we hit a max resources condition and could either not serve up a page in time or had to kill a process to get a page up. Going with the VPS option will get me dedicated resources and that will get us closer to our "23 nines" uptime goal.
Take a baseball bat and trash all the routers, shout out "IT'S A NETWORK PROBLEM NOW, SUCKERS!" and then peel out of the parking lot in your Ferrari.
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