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Re: OUTAGE REPORTS
« Reply #30 on: February 01, 2018, 10:51:08 AM »
Just upgraded to 2.0.15. Outage lasted for 0.0000000000000000000001 seconds, bet you didn't even notice it.
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Re: OUTAGE REPORTS
« Reply #31 on: February 02, 2018, 06:38:28 AM »
Just upgraded to 2.0.15. Outage lasted for 0.0000000000000000000001 seconds, bet you didn't even notice it.

you are not meeting the 0.99999999999999999999999 up time requirement.
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Re: OUTAGE REPORTS
« Reply #32 on: February 02, 2018, 09:57:01 AM »
Just upgraded to 2.0.15. Outage lasted for 0.0000000000000000000001 seconds, bet you didn't even notice it.

you are not meeting the 0.99999999999999999999999 up time requirement.

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