http://www.theonion.com/article/report-nobody-fucking-cares-52974
A link with the f word in the URL probably isn't safe for work, but I didn't care. Had a good chuckle before going back to not caring.
-Otanx
Don't believe everything you read on the Internet.
But do kinda sorta believe the Onion... after adjusting for sarcasm...
Ha!
I think this is the most accurate article they have published.