NOTE: Please keep the combinations safe for work. Thank you. C:-)
And now, my two favorite words of the day so far:
"Meeting cancelled"
:joy:
Quote from: deanwebb on June 07, 2016, 12:22:12 PM
"Meeting cancelled"
Since there is no way to beat the above combination... Read this out loud three times.
"I am sofa king we Todd did!"
Caution: Words are safe but might not sound Safe-For-Work ;)
got another pair...
"It's fixed."
:pub:
Just one word drifting in over the cube wall... "oops"
-Otanx
www.thomasexchange.co.uk
(Foreign Currency and Travel Money Exchange, International Payments and Wire Transfers.)
Thoma Sex Change
I used to support Microsoft Exchange and every now and then, I'd see someone complain after a content filter got turned on somewhere and blocked all the MSExchange email list traffic. I lol'd.
Another great combo after working an issue around the clock, spoken by a very grateful manager:
"Take tomorrow off."
How about
"Not Me"
Quote from: ristau5741 on June 08, 2016, 10:55:30 AM
How about
"Not Me"
Right up there with
"It's the vendor's fault"
"watch this"
"it'll be quick and easy"
"should be fine"
"not my responsibility"
Quote from: AspiringNetworker on June 08, 2016, 01:06:36 PM
"watch this"
"it'll be quick and easy"
"should be fine"
"not my responsibility"
No no no no no no no
The BEST combinations, not the ones we dread to hear!
Stuff like, "Sure, there's budget for the new gear!" == GOOD
:tmyk:
"Nah, we don't need a maintenance window. It's a minor change. Nobody will notice."
From over the cube 5 minutes later, "Hey, is anyone else having problems getting to the internet?"
30 seconds after that ringing phones with the NOC number on caller ID.
-Otanx
"What's the worst that could happen?" *Click*
"You're getting a bonus this year."
I don't know why I got the idea that it had to be combinations of two words, maybe it was that first post with your favorite two words for that day.
Quote from: deanwebb on June 08, 2016, 01:42:13 PM
Quote from: AspiringNetworker on June 08, 2016, 01:06:36 PM
"watch this"
"it'll be quick and easy"
"should be fine"
"not my responsibility"
No no no no no no no
The BEST combinations, not the ones we dread to hear!
Stuff like, "Sure, there's budget for the new gear!" == GOOD
:tmyk:
My bad ;P
Quote from: deanwebb on June 09, 2016, 08:56:15 AM
"You're getting a bonus this year."
Ouch! That hit a little close to home.
How about "Sure, Cisco Live sounds good. Put in the training request so we can get all the approval signatures."
-Otanx
" I quit"
"Vendor Paid Lunch"
"Increased Training Budget"