Can you make poop shiny and pretty?
YES YOU CAN, QUIT ALL OF YOUR COMPLAINING!
Your bosses have seen this and expect the best from you all: http://www.discovery.com/tv-shows/mythbusters/videos/polishing-a-turd-minimyth/
:problem?:
" I know the business process is broken and needs fixed BUT we should be able to solve this with technology. So get to it!"
"I know you say we need funding for full deployment in order to show results, but we're not ready to fund full deployment until we see some results!"
Quote from: deanwebb on April 19, 2017, 08:30:06 AM
Can you make poop shiny and pretty?
I can't speak for anyone else, but I am pretty sure that's my job... And getting the poop requires going spelunking in the toilets, not buying some fancy exotic poop.
Quote from: deanwebb on April 19, 2017, 09:48:21 AM
"I know you say we need funding for full deployment in order to show results, but we're not ready to fund full deployment until we see some results!"
you must first build a pilot program, show the results, those that be will push the pilot program into a production system.
No matter how much you polish a turd it is still just a turd. Maybe shiny and new but at its heart it is still just a turd.
Quote from: dlots on April 19, 2017, 10:16:28 AM
Quote from: deanwebb on April 19, 2017, 08:30:06 AM
Can you make poop shiny and pretty?
I can't speak for anyone else, but I am pretty sure that's my job... And getting the poop requires going spelunking in the toilets, not buying some fancy exotic poop.
Sir Im gonna need you to use all those fancy programming thingies you are learning and make this PaaS and SD-Poop. We will be the Uber of Poop-services!!!
If your poop is in a cloud does that make it a fart?
Quote from: deanwebb on April 19, 2017, 02:25:32 PM
If your poop is in a cloud does that make it a fart?
Fog-pooping???
Would a hybrid solution be... wait, this is about to get inappropriately gross...
Quote from: deanwebb on April 19, 2017, 03:46:24 PM
Would a hybrid solution be... wait, this is about to get inappropriately gross...
"Breaking down Silos"!!! oh yeah