Question:
Week Two Matchups... Which of these teams will win?
Option 1: Cincinnati beats Houston, Andy Dalton works one more week
votes: 2
Option 2: Houston gets an underdog (undercow?) upset on the Bengals
votes: 1
Option 3: Arizona gets its first win on lackluster Colts
votes: 3
Option 4: Colts prove that their backup QB is not an interception machine, beat Arizona
votes: 0
Option 5: Kansas City rips through the Eagles' non-existent front line and makes them eligible for disaster aid
votes: 3
Option 6: Eagles wake up and realize the season has started, beat KC
votes: 0
Option 7: Enraged, the NE Patriots all turn into Incredible Hulks and beat the Saints. BRADY SMASH!
votes: 1
Option 8: Saints study film, have some fun with injured Patriots offense, get the win
votes: 2
Option 9: Steelers get their act cleaned up and win over Vikings
votes: 1
Option 10: Vikings keep on rolling, smush the Steelers in their path
votes: 2
Option 11: Tampa Bay gets a win over the Chicago Chipmunks
votes: 2
Option 12: Chicago receivers stop dropping footballs in/near end zone, get win over Bucs
votes: 1
Option 13: Carolina sets up the Bills and knock them down
votes: 2
Option 14: Bills win last week wasn't just because they played the Jets, they beat Carolina
votes: 1
Option 15: Tennessee Titans tower over the Jaguars
votes: 2
Option 16: Jaguars go for the eyes, show that they can run that ball, win vs. Titans
votes: 1
Option 17: Baltimore has a semi-bye week, beats the Browns
votes: 3
Option 18: I choose the Browns to win because I just want to mess with everyone's heads
votes: 1
Option 19: OAKLAND!!!!!!!
votes: 3
Option 20: I'm high on jimson weed, I think the Jets can beat Oakland.
votes: 0
Option 21: Chargers edge those Dolphins from Miami
votes: 2
Option 22: Dolphins beat electricity, victory over Chargers
votes: 1
Option 23: Denver Broncos defy all logic and reason, somehow defeat the amazing Dallas Cowboys
votes: 1
Option 24: COWBOYS WIN! GO AMERICA'S TEAM! YESH! STARS! DEANWEBB IS RIGHT TO SUPPORT THEM!
votes: 2
Option 25: Rams' QB Goff shows Cousins how it's done and defeat the Potomac Drainage Basin Indigenous Persons
votes: 3
Option 26: This should not be an available choice, but maybe the guys that pick the Browns also want the R*dsk*ns to beat the Rams
votes: 0
Option 27: Seattle has a mini-bye week because they get to beat up on the San Francisco Numbers
votes: 3
Option 28: 49ers prove they're not the Browns of the NFC, get that win over Seattle
votes: 0
Option 29: Atlanta keeps its contender cred and beats Green Bay
votes: 0
Option 30: Green Bay wins because Aaron Rogers.
votes: 3
Option 31: Giants find a way to win without Beckham, get some first downs as they beat Detroit
votes: 1
Option 32: Detroit glad they get to play a team with no offensive line, make Eli Manning consider retirement
votes: 2
Houston won, even though it was a 6.5 point underdog. Why did I pick them? Because Andy Dalton is in a tailspin, they don't have Burfict, and at least Houston scored some points last week. Houston QB got a big "welcome to the NFL" moment from the Bengals' defense, but then came right back with a TD run. Houston's got a QB, looks like. Bengals got Dalton and they need to either get Dalton better or get better than Dalton.