Inspired by discussions of Turing tests in another thread... what if the gear we work on was capable of expressing human sarcasm, complaining, and frustration?
Router# sh run
What, you have no clue what you're looking for?
Router# sh run
Seriously, are you just hunting for errors?
Router# sh run
Look, how about you get some stats? I bet that will tell you what the problem is.
Router# sh run
At least use a pipe command, I've got a huge running-config, I'd really rather not go through the whole thing.
Router# sh run
You obviously have no clue, I'm afraid I'll have to take matters into my own hand
Router>
Router>
Router>
Router> conf t
I don't think so. Log off and let someone with a clue have a go at things.
Router> enable
Just walk away. Do it now, and I won't warn the other gear about you.
Router>
Router# sh run
What, you have no clue what you're looking for?
Router# sh run
Seriously, are you just hunting for errors?
Router# sh run
Look, how about you get some stats? I bet that will tell you what the problem is.
Router# sh run
At least use a pipe command, I've got a huge running-config, I'd really rather not go through the whole thing.
Router# sh run
You obviously have no clue, I'm afraid I'll have to take matters into my own hand
Router>
Router>
Router>
Router> conf t
I don't think so. Log off and let someone with a clue have a go at things.
Router> enable
Just walk away. Do it now, and I won't warn the other gear about you.
Router>